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mantecol:

Man I LOVE being annoying (is Argentinian)


catboysienna:

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Fuck………………. fredno night crawler


biscuitgeekery:

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised


fuwuji:

link is holding the camera

Concerned about top surgery stitches. Sure would be nice if *someone* hadn’t fired the guy who put all these stitches on me


greelin:

“well you’ll never technically be a REAL man” not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.

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greelin:

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ponysongbracket:

Brony Song Tournament Quarterfinals

Discord (remix) is possibly the most famous brony song, both within and outside the fandom. It was in the top 3 landslides every single round. This Living Tombstone remix of an Odyssey Eurobeat song about Discord has beaten: two songs about Discord, an Odyssey Eurobeat song and a Living Tombstone song.

and it's going against: Discord!

Discord (original) is the original song that the song above is a remix of, putting it in the strange position of being both kind of the most popular brony song while also being overshadowed by said remix. The songs it has beaten aren't nearly as similar as those of its competitor: a Rainbow Dash Presents song, a song about Rainbow Factory, a Vylet Pony song, and a song about Sweetie Bot. Not all of these were landslides, but none were super close.

Which Discod do you prefer?

The Remix - The Living Tombstone

The Original - Odyssey Eurobeat

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mlpoutofcontext:

Brony song bracket quarterfinals are in full swing!

The Moon Rises vs Rainbow Factory

Lullaby for a Princess vs Nightmare Night

Discord vs Discord (that's this one)

Fluttershy's Lament vs G**** Bard

track name: El Tuerto y Los Ciegos
artist: Sui Generis

remasterizados:

El Tuerto y Los Ciegos de Sui Generis, del álbum Pequeñas Anécdotas Sobre las Instituiones (1974)


darkcybertron:

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yo mista white i just found this traumatized fourteen year old who is constantly being used by other people for their own ends and treated like an object. she seeks approval from older men in a self destructive way. she experiences suicidal tendencies and disregard for her own life. for some reason i relate to her lol. also she pilots a sick fucking robot just like in that new transformers movie

track name: La Guitarra
artist: Los Auténticos Decadentes

remasterizados:

La Guitarra de Los Auténticos Decadentes, del álbum Mi Vida Loca (1995)

Violet Beauregarde should‘ve won Wonka’s chocolate factory


evayna:

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Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No.
Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes.

1. She’s the most knowledgeable about candy. She’s committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course-meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum) and the neverending gobstopper (longevity).

2. She’s the most fit to run a business. Violet is competitive, determined, hard working, and willing to take risks. Her father is a small town car salesman and politician, so she could easily pick up knowledge and support from him. (Veruca’s dad is also a business man, and in a compatible market (nuts), but it’s made very clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of business practices or hard work.)

3. She’s the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that ‘always goes wrong’ on Oompa Loompas while he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to put herself on the front line, instead of treating the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would therefore be a better boss.

4. Her personality ‘flaw’ is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they just say ‘gum is pretty cool, but it’s not socially acceptable to chew it all day‘. The thing is, we already know that she can stop if she wants, because she already did that to win the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby (like when her mother tries to shame her about her habit during a televised interview) but the obsession with candy and neglect of social norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about. This is on brand.

5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy he’s very proud of. Violet is like “oh sick, that’s gum, my special interest.” Wonka then pulls a “WRONG! It’s amazing gum!” In the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when he’s like “I wouldn’t do that” why should she give a shit what he has to say? She’s not like Charlie over here who’s all “Sure Gramps, let’s stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I just saw what happened to Violet so I actually KNOW what this stuff can be capable of” Also, Violet is not selfish about her experience, she tells everyone what she’s tasting and feeling, and everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet is Prometheus: fact.

So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself.

Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka’s shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. She’s passionate, sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. She’s even better than Wonka, because she doesn’t endanger others.

Violet should’ve been picked to inherit the chocolate factory.

track name: Latinoamérica Es Un Pueblo Al Sur De Estados Unidos
artist: Los Prisioneros

remasterizados:

Latinoamérica Es Un Pueblo Al Sur De Estados Unidos de Los Prisioneros, del álbum La Voz de los ‘80 (1984)