⬅ Guy who makes being argentinian his entire personality
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I don’t need to git gud at anything because god made me perfect by making me argentinian 🙏 hope that helps
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
apparently "I'm in the house like carpet" wasn't originally written for persona, it was actually a sample from a german royalty-free stock sound library that also includes vocal samples. to quote genius.com
The song’s lyrics are lifted from the track “Swiny House” by the German sample CD company Masterbits. Masterbits provides musical and vocal samples and is heavily used by Japanese video game soundtracks
this has led me to a startling discovery
im in the house like carpet. isolated vocals
i think my problem is that when i’m doing an activity with a friend they’re thinking “i am having fun. this is fun.” but i’m thinking “we are tying the strings of fate we are forming a powerful bond that will last eons”
look at this fucking meme i just found
this makes it look like bush did 9/11 and that 9/11 was a good thing
This is hilarious to me. I would injure myself immediately.
Okay it’s no secret I was in the Voltron trenches. But it’s been a few years and most of my mutuals are people who don’t know jack about the show, only that it was bad. So ofc here’s a “which is wrong” poll, specifically about the show/official stuff related to the series, no fandom stuff cuz I don’t feel like it. If a question has a * then I’ve provided more info at the bottom
Which Voltron: Legendary Defender fact is NOT true?
The show touted itself as found family but constantly split the characters up
The one character voiced by a person of color turned out to be white*
In a personality quiz online they assigned a hippo to the one fat character*
The one blind woman on the show was murdered by a “sympathetic” character*
They put the black girl in a love triangle with a homicidal maniac for no reason
The black girl also and tragically “sacrificed” herself for the heroes
They also gave the black girl weaker stats than a random white man*
They made a character gay then immediately killed his husband*
They defeated the main antagonist halfway through the series
Way too many side characters we were supposed to care about
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Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”
solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars
I told my friend who’s a TBI researcher about this post and he was shocked silent and then started laughing harder than I’d ever seen him laugh before, and then he said, “we literally use something called Rotterdam Score to assess brain injuries.”
O sea, si les cuento de un ejército compuesto por criollos, afrodescendientes, y caciques nativos, donde sus mujeres pelean al lado de los hombres, en realidad les estaría contando de todos los ejércitos que lucharon en las guerras de independencia y las guerras civiles argentinas (y latinoamericanas en general).
Y también ese fue el mismo ejército que participó en la Conquista del Desierto; no fueron europeos recién llegados, sino ellos bajo el comando de la elite descendiente de la aristocracia colonial, que quería replicar el "éxito" de EEUU en "colonizar el desierto".
Los "indios amigos" luego fueron expulsados, exterminados y maltratados tanto como los "enemigos", las tierras conquistadas fueron repartidas entre los terratenientes y comandantes, los gauchos criollos y negros marginalizados como peones para ellos (y soldados en las guerras que siguieron), y el mito de la Argentina blanca y europea vendido a los inmigrantes que aún así fueron explotados y discriminados, juntos a todos los demás, por aquella misma oligarquía una y otra vez, dictadura tras dictadura, esa que nunca quiso construir un país sino más bien una especie de estancia gigante.
La historia de Argentina y de Latinoamérica es la historia del oprimido matando al oprimido en nombre de los capataces oligarcas locales apoyados por el imperialismo extranjero.
This was my barbenheimer